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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Ironwolf’s main blog is here.</description><title>Ironwolf</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ironwolf)</generator><link>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Charlie Kaufman, asked how he as a screenwriter know what rules to break. Paraphrased: “There...</title><description>Charlie Kaufman, asked how he as a screenwriter know what rules to break. Paraphrased: “There are no rules, just experience and skill.”</description><link>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/135107558</link><guid>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/135107558</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 20:07:25 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>#Palin isn’t going to finish what she started… a good trait for a Presidential...</title><description>#Palin isn’t going to finish what she started… a good trait for a Presidential candidate? &lt;a href="http://bit.ly/Ibesc" target="_blank"&gt;http://bit.ly/Ibesc&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/135072750</link><guid>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/135072750</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:47:12 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Homeopathic A&amp;E</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HMGIbOGu8q0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HMGIbOGu8q0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Homeopathic A&amp;E</description><link>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/135059498</link><guid>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/135059498</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:12:55 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Finally got to see Charlie Kaufman’s film “Synecdoche, New York.” Disturbing and...</title><description>Finally got to see Charlie Kaufman’s film “Synecdoche, New York.” Disturbing and amazing— definitely worth additional viewings.</description><link>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/134736751</link><guid>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/134736751</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:40:33 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Get the message?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/8Q39EFSwBpeo5ockQukGDOfgo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Get the message?</description><link>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/134007188</link><guid>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/134007188</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:57:40 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>P&amp;T provide the shortest proof of God’s non-existence.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QfZA9aEHhO8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QfZA9aEHhO8&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;P&amp;T provide the shortest proof of God’s non-existence.</description><link>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/133994018</link><guid>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/133994018</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 23:26:19 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Politicians are merely doing what everyone else is. Driven by sexual needs, feelings, or impulses,..."</title><description>“Politicians are merely doing what everyone else is. Driven by sexual needs, feelings, or impulses, regular people across America gamble with their marriages, their jobs, and their health every day. It’s just that no one outside their small circle cares. Of course, ordinary people don’t have the power to regulate others’ sex lives. And they don’t have a big platform from which to talk about the bad people and bad behavior they’re trying to regulate. Americans love when politicians get in sexual difficulty because it allows us to salute the norms we claim to live by—and don’t. It allows us to solemnly talk about how people should live, even though we don’t. It allows us to piously talk about what people shouldn’t feel, even though we do. We get to have our psychic cake and eat it too: we get to validate the sexual norms we want to pretend we follow, while continuing to defy them. As a bonus, we vicariously enjoy others violating those norms. So Ensign and Sanford will be lynched by an ecstatic public mob. In a satisfyingly familiar ritual, a religious sacrifice will be made to appease the gods, as careers are ended and dreams are dashed. Still-trusted politicians will intone that since the public won’t trust people who lie about sex, those caught must go. And the public will eagerly agree, saying that such people shouldn’t be representing us in government. Really. Are you also going to fire your eye doctor, supermarket checker, airline pilot, and the guy who cleans your street on Tuesdays? Because they’re doing it, too. Whatever you’re doing, they’re doing, just like Ensign and Sanford.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sexualintelligence.wordpress.com/2009/06/26/governor-sanford-senator-ensign%e2%80%94their-hypocrisy-or-ours/" target="_blank"&gt;Governor Sanford, Senator Ensign—Their Hypocrisy, Or Ours?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via Sexual Intelligence&lt;a href="http://sexualintelligence.wordpress.com/2009/06/26/governor-sanford-senator-ensign%e2%80%94their-hypocrisy-or-ours/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/131374819</link><guid>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/131374819</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 15:18:15 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Regina Spector: Laughing With
No one laughs at God in a hospital...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rov3pV9PsRI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rov3pV9PsRI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Regina Spector: Laughing With&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No one laughs at God in a hospital&lt;br/&gt; No one laughs at God in a war&lt;br/&gt; No one’s laughing at God when they’re starving or freezing or so very poor&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; No one laughs at God when the doctor calls after some routine tests&lt;br/&gt; No one’s laughing at God when it’s gotten real late and their kid’s not back from that party yet&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; No one laughs at God when their airplane starts to uncontrollably shake&lt;br/&gt; No one’s laughing at God when they see the one they love hand in hand with someone else and they hope that they’re mistaken&lt;br/&gt; No one laughs at God when the cops knock on their door and they say “We’ve got some bad new, sir,”&lt;br/&gt; No one’s laughing at God when there’s a famine, fire or flood&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; But God can be funny&lt;br/&gt; At a cocktail party while listening to a good God-themed joke or&lt;br/&gt; Or when the crazies say he hates us and they get so red in the head you think that they’re about to choke&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; God can be funny&lt;br/&gt; When told he’ll give you money if you just pray the right way&lt;br/&gt; And when presented like a genie&lt;br/&gt; Who does magic like Houdini&lt;br/&gt; Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; God can be so hilarious&lt;br/&gt; Ha ha&lt;br/&gt; Ha ha&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; No one laughs at God in a hospital&lt;br/&gt; No one laughs at God in a war&lt;br/&gt; No one’s laughing at God when they’ve lost all they got and they don’t know what for&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; No one laughs at God on the day they realize that the last sight they’ll ever see is a pair of hateful eyes&lt;br/&gt; No one’s laughing at God when they’re saying their goodbyes&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; But God can be funny&lt;br/&gt; At a cocktail party while listening to a good God-themed joke or&lt;br/&gt; Or when the crazies say he hates us and they get so red in the head you think that they’re about to choke&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; God can be funny&lt;br/&gt; When told he’ll give you money if you just pray the right way&lt;br/&gt; And when presented like a genie&lt;br/&gt; Who does magic like Houdini&lt;br/&gt; Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; God can be so hilarious&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; No one laughs at God in a hospital&lt;br/&gt; No one laughs at God in a war&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; No one laughs at God in a hospital&lt;br/&gt; No one laughs at God in a war&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; No one’s laughing at God in a hospital&lt;br/&gt; No one’s laughing at God in a war&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; No one’s laughing at God when they’re starving or freezing or so very poor&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; No one’s laughing at God&lt;br/&gt; No one’s laughing at God&lt;br/&gt; No one’s laughing at God&lt;br/&gt; We’re all laughing with God&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/131366088</link><guid>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/131366088</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 14:53:46 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Japan has no energy drinks.</title><description>Japan has no energy drinks.</description><link>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/131312872</link><guid>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/131312872</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:25:27 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Starting to slowly unthaw my life after a very interesting week in Tokyo.</title><description>Starting to slowly unthaw my life after a very interesting week in Tokyo.</description><link>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/131312874</link><guid>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/131312874</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:25:27 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>A download from apple.com that takes over an hour in the U.S. takes 5 minutes in Japan.</title><description>A download from apple.com that takes over an hour in the U.S. takes 5 minutes in Japan.</description><link>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/129937968</link><guid>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/129937968</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 04:45:15 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Jesus freaks are singing</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/whpPvLLIt4U&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/whpPvLLIt4U&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Jesus freaks are singing</description><link>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/129678058</link><guid>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/129678058</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:12:11 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/8Q39EFSwBp4bbf1ufBIQyDD6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/129672154</link><guid>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/129672154</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:00:31 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>A Visual Overview of the Same-Sex Marriage Debate</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/8Q39EFSwBp3fztcwEnDGXooqo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A Visual Overview of the Same-Sex Marriage Debate</description><link>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/129287712</link><guid>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/129287712</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:23:41 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Departing for Japan in a few minutes!</title><description>Departing for Japan in a few minutes!</description><link>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/127168528</link><guid>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/127168528</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 13:50:51 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Preparing for my trip to Japan: a week to become one with Japan’s consumer (and particularly...</title><description>Preparing for my trip to Japan: a week to become one with Japan’s consumer (and particularly mobile phone) culture.</description><link>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/126367673</link><guid>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/126367673</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 02:35:18 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Ex-Moonie Diane Benscoter: How Cults Think</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NL0uxDscjdo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NL0uxDscjdo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" 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Blame the twitpocalypse!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/8Q39EFSwBon8hd2qTSzi7SAzo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Twitter client stopped working? Blame the &lt;a href="http://www.twitpocalypse.com/" target="_blank"&gt;twitpocalypse&lt;/a&gt;!</description><link>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/122661472</link><guid>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/122661472</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:09:05 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Chastity Bono, daughter of Sonny and Cher, is becoming their son...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="358"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FTRANNY_LOOPHOLE_article.jpg&amp;videoid=95409&amp;title=Conservatives%20Warn%20Quick%20Sex%20Change%20Only%20Barrier%20Between%20Gays%2C%20Marriage" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="358" flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FTRANNY_LOOPHOLE_article.jpg&amp;videoid=95409&amp;title=Conservatives%20Warn%20Quick%20Sex%20Change%20Only%20Barrier%20Between%20Gays%2C%20Marriage"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.comcast.net/articles/entertainment/20090611/US.People.Chastity.Bono/" target="_blank"&gt;Chastity Bono, daughter of Sonny and Cher, is becoming their son Chaz Bono.&lt;/a&gt; Could wedding bells soon be ringing for Chaz right here in California? Would that be a form of gay marriage? How would the conservatives react? Once again, The Onion proves surprisingly insightful.</description><link>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/122130646</link><guid>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/122130646</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:23:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Expialidocious (remix)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3Za-V_lhwGg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3Za-V_lhwGg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Expialidocious (remix)</description><link>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/122036350</link><guid>http://ironwolf.tumblr.com/post/122036350</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 17:10:32 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
